Actually at Ronny´s house we almost got talked out of evolution. Harris was especially impressed, seeing as he is studying to become an evolutionary biologist and everything. Seriously, you should have seen these tapes. They were full of bulletproof rhetorical arguements like ¨And how can we be so SURE that the earth was created in seven days? The Bible, of course! Evolutionists can´t possibly answer that one.¨ After we left Ronny~s house on our last night in Rurre we went out to the bar to get hamboned. While postgaming the video clips Ronny appears our of nowhere, pulls up a chair, and spends an hour trying to bring about our conversion. After a few ¨antiquated¨ comments about Judaism Harris rises to the occasion of having both his religions attacked in one evening and drunkenly takes Ronny on with Old Testament quotes. Thea asks polite but cutting questions and Ben puts his hand over his mouth and giggles. Bull, as usual, was too sick to join in. The whole visit was considered a net success as we ended up with a stack of photocopies and a pocket sized volume of hellfire.
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Actually at Ronny´s house we almost got talked out of evolution. Harris was especially impressed, seeing as he is studying to become an evolutionary biologist and everything. Seriously, you should have seen these tapes. They were full of bulletproof rhetorical arguements like ¨And how can we be so SURE that the earth was created in seven days? The Bible, of course! Evolutionists can´t possibly answer that one.¨ After we left Ronny~s house on our last night in Rurre we went out to the bar to get hamboned. While postgaming the video clips Ronny appears our of nowhere, pulls up a chair, and spends an hour trying to bring about our conversion. After a few ¨antiquated¨ comments about Judaism Harris rises to the occasion of having both his religions attacked in one evening and drunkenly takes Ronny on with Old Testament quotes. Thea asks polite but cutting questions and Ben puts his hand over his mouth and giggles. Bull, as usual, was too sick to join in. The whole visit was considered a net success as we ended up with a stack of photocopies and a pocket sized volume of hellfire.
Evolution is a fairy tale for grown-ups. Dig?
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